Here are a few Christmas one-liner jokes;

 Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music


Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!


Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?

A: There’s Noel!


Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!


Q: How does a snowman get to work?

A: By icicle


Q: How do Christmas angels greet each other?

A: “Halo!”


Q: Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

A: Holly-wood!


Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

A: Santa Klutz!


Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?

A: RUDE-olph, of course!


Q: What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?

A: “Season’s bleatings!”


Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

A: Cookie sheets!


Q: “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”

A: “Because he went down in History.”


Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses.


Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24th of December?

A: So they could have a married Christmas


Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

A: This will sleigh you …


Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less