Here are a few Christmas one-liner jokes;
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
A: There’s Noel!
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer!
Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle
Q: How do Christmas angels greet each other?
Q: Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?
Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A: Santa Klutz!
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A: “Season’s bleatings!”
Q: What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”
A: “Because he went down in History.”
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24th of December?
A: So they could have a married Christmas
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A: This will sleigh you …
Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less