With all the craziness taking place in the world today with the political bs, the coronavirus, shootings, etc., I thought it was time for Art’s World to bring a smile or a laugh your way and maybe make your day a little brighter. We all have classic songs that were, and still are, favorites whenever we hear them. So here are 20 of the great classic rock and roll songs that I have retitled just for all the seniors!

Bobby Darin – “Splish Splash I Was Havin’ a Hot Flash”

The Supremes – “Where Did Our Memory Go”

Herman’s Hermits – “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”

Paul Simon – “50 Ways to Lose your Liver”

Elvis Presley – “That’s When Your Heartburn Begins”

Sam & Dave – “Hold On, I Think I’m Comin’”

The Beatles – “I’ll get by with a Little Help from My Depends”

Procol Harum – “A Whiter Shade of Hair”

Dionne Warwick – “Do You Know the Way to My Room?”

Bill Haley & The Comets – “Shake, Rattle and Fall”

ABBA – “Denture Queen”

Toni Tenille – “I Wish I Could Do That to You One More Time”

Lionel Ritchie – “Once, Twice, Three Times the Bathroom”

Bruce Springsteen – “Born to Have the Runs”

Billy Ray Cyrus – “Achy Breaky Fart”

James Brown – “Papa’s got a Brand New Denture”

Elvis Presley – “Wear My Medic Alert Pendant around Your Neck”

Donovan – “Pass the Wind”

Isley Brothers – “Twist and Gout”

And of course, who can forget………………….

Rolling Stones – “I Can’t Get No Erection”

Now don’t you feel a little better? Feel free to pass these on and share them so others can have a laugh and a smile.

Art Koch, National Features & DVD Editor, NightMoves Magazine and AAN