It’s time for a little fun during this Christmas season. With all that has gone on in 2018, a few laughs and chuckles are the perfect recipe during the holidays. Feel free to share this with friends.

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It was Christmas Eve and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys  in the meat department in the hope of finding a large one for her family Christmas dinner. In desperation she went over to a clerk and said, ‘Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ With a straight face he answered, ‘No, ma’am, they’re all dead.’

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It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”

“Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.

“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.“Please, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.” Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…..”Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”

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In a small town in the deep south there was a nativity scene done with great skill and talent.  A guy from New York was bothered by one thing, the three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets.Totally unable to understand why they were done up like that the New Yorker stopped at a “Quik Stop” on the edge of town. He asks the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at him, “You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!”

The New Yorker assured her he did, but didn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.  She took out her Bible, scanning through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage.

She shoved the page in the guy’s face and says in her thick southern drawl, “See, it says right here, ‘The three wise men came from afar.”

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On the first Christmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled. The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

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Now they want to ban another Christmas song, “Do You Hear What I hear?”…..They say that it offends schizophrenics!

Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!