We here at NightMoves love the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. We think 2017 will be a great season and the team should be playoff bound! The season is just starting and the time is right …. that said, we have to run these Buc Jokes as some of them are just too funny ….
Q: Did you hear that Tampa Bay’s football team doesn’t have a website? A: They can’t string three “Ws” together.
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Jameis Winston told his receivers? A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can’t Jameis Winston use the phone anymore? A: Because he can’t find the receiver.
Q: How many Buccaneers fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in Atlanta’s shadow!
Q: How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Q: What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: How do you keep a Tampa Bay Buccaneer’s fan out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Q: If you have a car containing a Buccaneers wide receiver, a Buccaneers linebacker, and a Buccaneers defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop
Q: What does a Tampa Bay Buccaneer’s fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Tampa Bay Buccaneer in the Super Bowl? A: A spectator.
Q: What do the Buccaneers and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither one delivers on Sunday!
Q: How do you keep a Buccaneers fan from masturbating? A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won’t beat it for years!
Q: Why do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers want to change their name to the Tampa Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: Where do you go in Tampa Bay in case of a tornado? A: Raymond James Stadium – they never get a touchdown there!
Did you hear that Raymond James Stadium had to be resodded? That’s really sad when you can’t even get your own grass to “root” for you!
Can a Tampa Bay Buccaneers player drive a stick? Only if they remove the clutch.
A Buccaneers fan doesn’t always eat pastries, but when he does it’s usually a turnover.
Son: What’s a touchdown? Dad: I’m not sure son, we’re Buccaneers fans.
OUCH !!!! Ok, ok … we need to prove all of these things false! Look for a 11-5 season from the Bucs and maybe a NFC South Division Title! Go Bucs !!