CARSON CITY, NEVADA
86 Year-Old Bunny Ranch Contest Winner Chokes To Death On Own Meat In Freak
Restaurant Mishap: Shocked Nevada Brothel Owner Dennis Hof Calls It “Saddest Day
In 58-Year Bunny Ranch History”
An elderly but randy grandpa who won a free X-rated trip to the Moonlite Bunny
Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) legal brothel died only moments before his dream date
with two busty prostitutes was to begin--when he choked to death on an expensive
rib eye steak in a local restaurant as horrified diners helplessly looked on.
86 year-old Johnny Orris, a retired farmer from Sullivan, Illinois, had won a
bizarre “Get My Grandpa Laid” contest on the Howard Stern radio show in New York
City in October, and was flown along with grandson Ed Moody, 49, to the Carson
City, Nevada brothel for two days of sexy fun with the Bunny Ranch girls as
first prize. Orris was given a rousing reception by a group of three dozen
scantily-clad hookers upon his arrival, but when he stepped out to grab a bite
to eat just before his carnal encounters were to begin, he met his tragic fate
at the hands of a juicy slab of tenderloin.
“This is a horrible, horrible tragedy,” said Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, who
had personally greeted Orris in the Bunny Ranch parlor only hours before. “This
is without doubt the saddest day in our 58-year history of the Bunny Ranch. Our
hearts go out to his family and friends.”
“It was going to be the first time he had sex in many years,” a morose Moody
said of his late grandfather, and widower of over a decade. “Ever since he won
the contest he’s been super-excited and upbeat about everything, it was like he
felt he had a new lease on life. He even said this was going to be the greatest
day of his life, and then this happens. I am devastated.”
Orris, along with his grandson and a family friend went to the Sage Room
Steakhouse at Harvey’s Lake Tahoe resort casino in South Lake Tahoe for dinner,
where the former field-toiler ordered a rib eye steak, exclaiming that he wanted
to “bulk up” before he had his go at the working girls.
According to Moody and the friend who shared the final supper with gramps, he
was just two mouthfuls into the delectable entrée (accompanied by a generous
serving of oysters and a baked potato—a pricey $250 tab for the trio) when he
reared up, rasping out, “I can’t breath! I’m choking!”
As Orris struggled for life on the floor of the upscale eatery, Moody, his
friend, two security guards, two waiters and finally quickly responding
paramedics all applied CPR and the Heimlich maneuver for more than 45
minutes—but to no avail. The plucky octogenarian was pronounced dead at about
8:30pm shortly after being taken by ambulance to local Barton Hospital,
according to Lt. Pete Van Arnum of the El Dorado County Sheriff’s office. The El
Dorado County Sheriff’s office is expected to conduct an autopsy before
determining the official cause of death of the fossil-like former-farm boy.
Just before being done in by the freshly slaughtered sirloin, Orris had arranged
to “party” (brothel parlance for a sexual escapade) with Bunny girls Caressa
Kisses, and Vanity Affair. Both ladies were anxiously awaiting his return from
the dining house, when word came of the untimely passing. The pair immediately
broke down crying and were inconsolable.
The mood at the Bunny Ranch as well as the other three brothels owned by Hof in
the immediate vicinity ranged yesterday from somber reflection, to outright
sobbing over the unexpected loss. Owner Hof has offered to supply counseling to
any working girl in need.
Moody spoke warmly about his just-deceased grandpa, fondly recalling the elderly
gentleman’s elaborate sexual fantasies about big-breasted black women. “He was a
great guy, a great friend, and a great grandfather, I will miss him dearly.”
It was in that spirit of familial kinship that Moody actually returned to the
Bunny Ranch later that same night, and in honor of the eldster’s death, took his
grandpa’s place in partying with a Bunny girl. Adding to the solemn symbolism of
the gesture, Moody made a point of cashing in his grand-dad’s unused—but still
valid--“free party” coupon in payment for the party with Sophia Jaye, a very
popular prostitute at the bawdy-house.
“I didn’t party with Caressa or Vanity out of respect for my grandfather. They
were his favorites, so that wouldn’t have been cool,” opined Moody, “But my
grandfather would have wanted me to go on and have a good time in his memory,
especially having come so far, from Illinois and all,” adding, “I think he will
high-five me in heaven for it when we meet there.”
In accordance with Orris’ previously expressed wishes, he is expected to be
cremated locally, with his remains returned to his rural midwestern home.
THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is
featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality TV series Cathouse, and
is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet.
FOR INTERVIEWS WITH DENNIS HOF OR ANY OF THE BUNNY RANCH GIRLS CONTACT:
Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com
Voice: 917-226-2206
FOR PRESS INQURIES:
Marc Medoff
Director of Media Operations
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Road
Carson City, Nevada 89706
(775) 246-9901
(888) BunnyRanch
Voice: (917) 226-2206
Email: Marc@BunnyRanch.com
Website: www.BunnyRanch.com
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